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From Aaliyah Scott, 10 years old, Merrillville, IN

What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?

It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
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Filed Under: Science

From Anna Claire , 11 years old, Martin Tennessee

What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you will rise and shine!
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Filed Under: Riddles, Shoe

From Katherine, 11 years old, Wisconsin

Why was the frog waiting for the bus?

Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)
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Filed Under: Frog

From Chance, age 8, FL.,USA

What kind of socks do pirates wear?

Aaarrgyle!
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Filed Under: Pirate

From Da, age 12, Ogonnelloe, Clare, Ireland

Knock Knock
Who’s there
The Interupting Sheep
Theinturupting sh-
Baaaaa!!

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Filed Under: School

From DarthMario, 10 years old, USA

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
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Filed Under: Animal

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