Why are zombies smarter than people?
Because they eat a lot of brains!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
Why didn’t the fish share his food?
Because he was shellfish!
What did the sea say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved!
Who is your mom’s brother’s brother in law?
Your dad!
How do snails keep their shells shiny?
They use snail varnish!
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