What’s the longest English word?
Smiles: it has a mile between the s’s.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
‘Cuz 7 8 9!
What do you call a mean potato?
A dic-TATER!
There was a boy who had a habit of sucking his thumb. So his mom said, “You will get fat if you don’t stop!” Then the mom invited her friend over who was pregnant.
The boy said, “I know what you have been doing!”
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
“Doctor! Doctor!Please help me. Everyone keeps on ignoring me.”
“Next please.”
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