What’s black white and red all over?
A skunk in a strawberry patch.
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Nacho Cheese! (not your cheese)
Why did I go to Walmart when my cat’s tail came off?
Because it’s the best re-tale store!
What does a cow use to cut the grass?
A moo-er
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
Who’s making all the racquet?
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