How do chickens get into a hotel?
They chick-in!
What would you do if a bull charged you?
Pay him!
What do you call a female horse that goes out at night ?
A night mare!!!
Why did Mr. Webster make the first dictionary?
Because whenever he said something, his wife would say,”What’s that supposed to mean?”!
Where do cows go for vacation?
MOO-York!
Why did the raspberry get in trouble?
For being berry mean!
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