Why were the two baby cookies crying?
Because their mommy was crummy and their daddy was a wafer so long!
What did the Teddy say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks; I’m stuffed!
Frog1: How’s your son doing these days?
Frog2: He’s in medical school!
Frog1: What’s he studying?
Frog2: They’re studying him!
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam
What did the accountant do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Pupil:Jane Eyre.
Teacher:And who wrote it?
Pupil:You did,Miss!
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