Why did the kid put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the nacho say to the cheese when he asked, “What’s up?”?
Nacho business!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he was afraid he was going to get a hole in one!
Toby: I think I’ll have to sack my secretary.
Tim: Why?
Toby: She keeps using four letter words.
Tim: She has bad language?
Toby: No, she keeps saying “Can’t”, “Won’t” and “Don’t”!
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