Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
How do you make 7 even?
Take off the s!
How does a cow add?
With a cow-culator!
What room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom!
How do you know the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree but you can climb it!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
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