What happened when the boy watched too much TV?
His eyes turned into a square shape.
WHY COULD’NT THE ORANGE CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE!
A taxi came to a pair of crisps (chips) and said “Do you need a lift?” and they said no because…
They were Walkers (a British brand of chips)
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
Who writes the book Yellow River?
I P Freely
A man walks into a bar….
Ouch!!
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