How do you stop a dingo from charging?
Take away its credit card!
What does the butcher say to introduce his wife?
Meat Patty!
Why did the tree go to the doctor?
He was stick.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York City!
What did the duck say to the cashier at the counter?
Just put it on my bill!
What do you call a fast duck?
A quick quacker!
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