What do you call it when two peas get into a fight?
The Black-eyed peas!
Why did the cop arrest Barry Bond?
Because he stole home.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.
Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?
Because he didn’t have enough dough!
What did the lawyer name his daughter???
Sue
Doctor, doctor! My son has a pencil stuck up his nose!
Then use a pen until I get there!
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