Why was the clock sent to the principal’s office?
Because he was tocking too much in class!
What did the chicken do when it was time for dinner?
It got to the table so we wouldn’t starve.
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Rootbeer!
What do you call a cat who never comes when she is called?
Im-puss-able!
There were three ants that lived in the bathroom. It was time for bed, so they each chose where they were going to sleep. One slept in the sink, one slept in the bathtub, and the last one slept in the toilet. The next morning, they each asked each other how their sleep was. The one in the sink said his sleep was comfortable and the one in the bathtub said his was great. Then they asked the ant that slept in the toilet.
And he said, “My sleep was horrible. First it rained, then it thundered, and if I hadn’t had jumped on a log, I could have died!”
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
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