I went out with a girl named Similie;
I don’t know what I metaphor!
What did the girl say to her mom while they were baking?
Can I be the flour girl?
What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?
He has to Slyther-in!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?
Don’t bug me!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 251
- 252
- 253
- 254
- 255
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »


