What is the difference between a baseball player and a dog?
A baseball player has a whole uniform and a dog only pants!
Why was 10 afraid of 7?
Because 7,8,9!
Which sport is a favorite of the Grass Hopper?
Cricket!
If a car drives 20,000 miles how would the tires of the car feel?
Tired!
What was Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?
He did didn’t have one. He lived in Washington!
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!
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