Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
What do ducks eat?
Quackers!
There was a dog, his name was Joke. He crossed the street, got run over by a car…..
And the joke was over!
Becca: Eww! There’s a bug in my milk!!
Dad: Is he doing the backstroke?
How did the police get rid of the bugs?
They called in the SWAT team!
What’s the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
About 6000 kilometres!
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