Why was the dog hot?
Cause he was a hot dog
What geometrical figure is shaped like a lost parrot?
A polygon!
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What does the Rabbit call the crazy Owl next door?
Weird Al!
Why did the chicken skip school?
So he could hang with his peeps.
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