Master: How did the dogs run away? I told you to shut the exits, Servant!
Servant: I did, perhaps they ran away through the entrance?
Patient:Docter my ears are ringing!
Doctor:Then answer it!
What are the first 5 letters of the alphabet?
T-H-E-A-L!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
What do you get when you mix a cow and a tornado?
A milkshake!
There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?
Five. Fish can not drown.
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