Why is Alabama the smartest state?
Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!
Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test!!
What do you get when you cross a Poodle,a Cocker Spaniel and a rooster?
A Cocka-Poodle-Doo!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
How do you make 7 even?
Take off the s!
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