What did the snail say when it took a ride on the turtle’s back?
“Wheeee!”
What do you call a smelly fairy?
Stinkerbell!!
What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
Well, aren’t you bright!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
There were 7 copy cats in a box. One jumped out. How many were left?
None (Copycats — get it?)
What are a pirate’s three favorite letters?
C, I, and R! (sea, aye, argh)
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