Why would you call an 11-inch person a prince?
Because at 12-inches he would become a ruler!!!!
What do you call a penguin’s cereal?
Frostbite flakes!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
Try Sara’s Tops
Why was the clock sent to the principal’s office?
Because he was tocking too much in class!
What did the chicken do when it was time for dinner?
It got to the table so we wouldn’t starve.
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Rootbeer!
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