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From Anni, age 12, Erie, Colorado

There were three ants that lived in the bathroom. It was time for bed, so they each chose where they were going to sleep. One slept in the sink, one slept in the bathtub, and the last one slept in the toilet. The next morning, they each asked each other how their sleep was. The one in the sink said his sleep was comfortable and the one in the bathtub said his was great. Then they asked the ant that slept in the toilet.

And he said, “My sleep was horrible. First it rained, then it thundered, and if I hadn’t had jumped on a log, I could have died!”
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Filed Under: Bug

From Heidi, 13 years old, Lillington,NC, USA

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Ava, 10 years old, Ireland

What do you put in chocolate?

Your teeth!
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Filed Under: Food

From Zoe , U.S.A

What is black and white and pink all over?

A blushing zebra!
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Filed Under: Black and White

From Bob, age 16, England

What do you say to an annoying beetle?

Stop bugging me!
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Filed Under: Bug

From Anonymous

How do you know there’s an elephant in the fridge?

Footprints in the butter.
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Filed Under: Elephant

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