Why did the cat cross the street?
Because there was a carnival, and it wanted to go to the Kiddie Land!
Two girls were talking on the cellphone and one girl said, “Where in the world are you? You were
supposed to meet me at the mall an hour ago!”
And the other girl said, “Well I’m in the United States. Where are you?”
What did the rock say to the ruler? What did the ruler respond to the rock?
Rock: You rule!
Ruler: You rock!
Ruler: You rock!
Why did the square take gym lessons?
To get into shape!
How do sheep get clean?
They take a baa-aa-aa-th!
What is a crowbar?
A place were crows go to get a drink!
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