How do you know there’s an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
What do you call a cat that’s the best at everything?
A purr-fect cat!
Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Why did the soccer player go to college?
It was his goal!
Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear!
Why are tennis games so loud?
Because the tennis players raise a racket!
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