What did the little digital clock say to the mom analog clock?
Look Ma, no hands!
Pretend you’re in a box, under the ocean, and there’s no way out. How do you survive?
You stop pretending!
Which 4 letters frighten a thief ?
O i c u!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellacopter!
What is the longest word in the world?
World (by “in the world” I meant “in the words ‘the world’”)
How does the ocean say goodbye?
It waves!
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