What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos!
Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope-walker?
Because he wanted a well balanced meal!
What is a swimmer’s favorite math?
Dive-ision! (Division!)
Why did the baseball fan have shoes on his house?
He wanted to make his home run!
Why did the refrigerator hum?
Because it didn’t know the words!
What do you do when a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
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