What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why was the monkey eating bananas?
Because she was going bananas!
Why is it called a “litter” of puppies?
Because they trash the whole house!
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it, man!
What did the doctor use when the duck broke his leg?
Ducktape!
What do you call a dinosaur who is very interested in physics?
Velocityraptor!
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