What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
How do you know if there’s 2 elephants in your fridge?
Because you can hear them talking!
What do you call chandeliers?
High lights!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What do you call an exploding monkey?
A bab-boom!
What does lightning put on during rainy weather?
Thunderwear.
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