What is the only part of your body that can play an instrument?
Your eardrum!!!
A wealthy celebrity went to a football stadium to watch a game. A man asked, “What brings you here?”
The celebrity says, “A limousine, why do you ask?”
What is exercise for the nose?
A running nose!
Why was the obtuse angle ugly?
She wasn’t a cute angle!
Which place sells the most pizzas?
Pisa!
Why don’t you stamp emails?
Because your foot would break your computer monitor!
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