Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did Bob the banker quit his job?
He lost interest!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job?
He wasn’t koala-fied.
Why did the batter bring a bowl?
He thought the pitcher would throw the ball up!
There was this one level school that was pink. Everything was pink, the people, the desks, the books, etc.
What color were the stairs?
No, there were no stairs, it is one level.
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