What is exercise for the nose?
A running nose!
Why was the obtuse angle ugly?
She wasn’t a cute angle!
Which place sells the most pizzas?
Pisa!
Why don’t you stamp emails?
Because your foot would break your computer monitor!
Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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