How do you make an egg laugh?
tell it a yolk!
What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
Firecrackers!
Why did the pop star eat the Popsicle?
Because she was hot!
What is green and sings?
Elvis Parsley
Where do you go to learn how to make a banana split?
You go to Sundae School!
Why would you call an 11-inch person a prince?
Because at 12-inches he would become a ruler!!!!
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