Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
What do you call someone who lives right beside a horse?
A neighhhbor!
What did the Dalmation say after dinner?
That hit the spots!
OK, so there is a room with nothing in it whatsoever except for a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
Look in the mirror and see what you saw, take the saw and saw the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Crawl though the hole to get out!
How do you tell a dogwood when it’s not in bloom?
You recognize it’s bark.
Why did the stupid person throw the butter out the window?
To see the butterfly!
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