What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
Either an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth or peanut butter that never forgets!
Why is Saturn called Saturn?
t had a nice ring to it!!
What did the doctor say to the window?
Have any new panes (pains)?
Why did the snowman call his dog frost?
Because frost bites.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
Because the referee yelled foul!
Why did the lady put lipstick on your forehead?
Because she wanted to makeup her mind!
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