What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?
A soccer team eating potato chips.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank!
Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
Because she had no guts!
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos!
Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope-walker?
Because he wanted a well balanced meal!
What is a swimmer’s favorite math?
Dive-ision! (Division!)
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