Why did the baseball fan have shoes on his house?
He wanted to make his home run!
Why did the refrigerator hum?
Because it didn’t know the words!
What do you do when a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why was the monkey eating bananas?
Because she was going bananas!
Why is it called a “litter” of puppies?
Because they trash the whole house!
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