What kind of soda is always happy and joyful?
Pep-si!!!!!!
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
A cat jumped into the river to catch a fish. What did he get?
Wet!
Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
Because it was tocking too much!
Where are the biggest diamonds in the United States of America?
On the baseball field!
Master: How did the dogs run away? I told you to shut the exits, Servant!
Servant: I did, perhaps they ran away through the entrance?
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