Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
What bow has no arrows?
A rainbow!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback!
What do you get when cross the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?
Squashed bugs!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look I’m changing!
What is an alien’s favorite snack?
A Mars bar!
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