What do you call a bull that is sleeping?
A bulldozer!
A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?
“No worries, I have got some cream for that”
Why was the computer so thin ?
Because it hadn’t had many bytes !
What do ants wear?
P-ants!
Why don’t elephants pick their noses?
Because they don’t know what to do with a 20 pound booger!
How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)
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