WHAT DID THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS SAY TO THE CAR?
DON’T LOOK I’M CHANGING!
What did the sedimentary rock say to the ingneous rock?
You are hot!
What time do you go to the dentist?
TOOTH HURTY!
Electron: Which way are we supposed to go to circle the atom?
Proton: Clockwise.
Electron: Are you sure?
Proton: Of course I am I’m positive!
What do you get when you cross a duck with a fire cracker?
A fire quacker!
I tried to catch the fog yesterday.
I mist.
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