What did the Dalmation say after dinner?
That hit the spots!
OK, so there is a room with nothing in it whatsoever except for a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
Look in the mirror and see what you saw, take the saw and saw the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Crawl though the hole to get out!
How do you tell a dogwood when it’s not in bloom?
You recognize it’s bark.
Why did the stupid person throw the butter out the window?
To see the butterfly!
What is the best time to see a volcano?
When it’s not about to explode with anger!
Did you hear the invisable man and the invisable woman are getting married?
Their kids won’t be much to look at!
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