What did the doctor say to the window?
Have any new panes (pains)?
Why did the snowman call his dog frost?
Because frost bites.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
Because the referee yelled foul!
Why did the lady put lipstick on your forehead?
Because she wanted to makeup her mind!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
an eleph-ant!
What letter of the alphabet can help you duplicate yourself?
The W!
(Double You!)
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