Why did the skeleton fail the test?
His heart wasn’t in it!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar!
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows, because when they turn on the light they scatter!
Why was Cinderella kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
What time is good to go to the beach?
Sun day!
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