Hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink and gold walks in. They shout:
“A U, get outta this bar!”
Why do some cities have the same stores?
It’s a mall world, after all!
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
Why don’t bald people have keys?
Because they don’t have any locks!
Where do pirates go shopping?
Arrrrgos!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby!
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