What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the ocean?
KELP! KELP!
Where does the bee like to sting?
The beehind!
What are broken pencils?
Pointless!
What do you call a rooster in the morning?
A Clock a doodle do!
Why was the Music teacher locked out of her
classroom?
The keys were in the Piano!
What happens to a baby when it eats Rice Krispies?
It goes snap crackle poop!
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