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From Caroline, age 11, Indiana

An old hillbilly died and wanted to get in to heaven but the priest said its kinda full right now but if you can answer three questions you can get in 1.How many seconds in a year? 2. What days of the week start with T ? 3. What is God’s name ?
“Can i come back tomorrow?” the hillbilly asked.
“Yes.”, the priest answered. Tomorrow comes.

1. “12! Jan 2, Feb 2, Mar 2 2. Today and tomorrow 3.Andy. ‘Cause in my hymn books at church it says, Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me. Well now can i get in?
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Justin, age 12, NSW

What do you find on a small beach?

Micro-waves!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach

From Kayla, age 12, Augusta,Maine

Who steals your soap in the bath tub?

A Robber Ducky!
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Filed Under: Bird

From Anonymous

What if I don’t want to wait 50 years?

Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Veronica Marie N, 12 years old, Philippines

How can you fix a broken pizza?

With a tomato paste!!
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Filed Under: Food

From Nawaal, age 10, Cape Town, South Africa

Why does a mouse need oil?

Because it squeaks!
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Filed Under: Kids

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