What did the mat say to the floor?
Don’t worry I’ve got you covered.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!!!
Why did the orange get half way up the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
What’s in the middle of Paris?
The letter R!
What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?
It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine!
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