Why are chefs so cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta (imposter)!
Which flower is the chattiest flower around?
Tulips, because they talk a mile a minute with their two lips!
Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky!
Teacher:How many seconds are in a year?
Boy:12
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
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