what is a cats favorite color?
Purr-ple!
Why is North Korea evil?
Because it has no Seoul!
How did the scientist find the dinosaur princess?
He followed the dinosaur prints!! (prince)
Can a house fly?
No, but a pelican!
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two tired to stand!
What is the only way you can get into a ring?
Become a wrestler!
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