What’s a pronoun?
A noun that gets paid!
Why did the bottle of ketchup lose the race?
He had to catch up!
How is a train like bubble gum?
They both go chew, chew!
Little Sara was doing the dishes one night with her mother as a punishment for her low grades on her report card. Sara’s mother said “Sara do you have any thing you would like to say about this?”
“At least you know I am not cheating!”Replied Sara!
What do you call a cow who is caught in an earthquake full of strawberries?
A strawberry milkshake!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act nuts!
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