What did the sea say to the river?
Nothing it just waved
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A rattlesnake!
What do you get if you cross an alien, a rabbit, and an owl?
A martian that jumps to high heavens and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why do the seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the Bay they’d be Bagels!
What doesn’t have bones but has a spine?
A book!
“Waiter, Waiter how long since this table has been washed?”
“I don’t know; I have only worked here 6 months!”
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