What did A and B get in the music store?
A CD!
The red house is made of red bricks.
The blue house is made of blue bricks.
What is the green house made of?
Glass!
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
NACHO-CHEESE!
Dad, why do I have to go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to you!
Why can’t a koala be an expert witness?
He’s not koala-fied!
Why is a ceiling that has a hole in it like a vegetable junkie?
Because they both have leek/leaks!
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